Reasons I check my email: 1% to read the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
I've removed all the links to my personal social networks. But loved the JRR Tolkien quote so I left this section.